#23 of the 25 Worst Christmas Songs...Ever.

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'Tis the season for us to be smothered by Holiday Jams.  Truth be told this is my favorite time of the year.  Still there are some songs that make me cringe around Christmas.  So, everyday through Christmas Eve I'll be featuring the 25 Worst Christmas Songs...ever.

23. 8 Days of Christmas – Destiny’s Child

This Holiday “classic” was sent out to radio stations all over the country in 2001...and should have been sent directly back.   Sure, the regular ol’ 12 Days of Christmas is already tough to take in heavy doses, and you think I'd be a good Idea to subtract a few days.  But there was trouble from the start when on the 8th day of Christmas,  their baby gave them “funky sunglasses and a diamond belly ring.”   

OMG!  Here are all 8 days of Christmas according to Destiny’s Child.

8th day, a pair of Chloe Shades and a Diamond Belly Ring
7th day, a nice back rub, and he massaged my feet.
6th day, a Crock Jacket with dirty denim jeans
5th day, a poem that he wrote for me
4th day, a candlelit dinner with just me and my honey
3rd day, a gift certificate to get my favorite cd’s
2nd day, the keys to a CLK Mercedes
1st day, quality t-i-m-e

Sure, these “days” are a little more up-to-date than a “partridge in a pear tree,” but I can think of better things to get than that.  How about a Playstation 3?  (It totally rhymes, too.) 

In this Christmas song they ask, "Doesn’t this feel like Christmas?"  The answer is, no, it doesn’t. 

The 25 Worst Christmas Songs….Ever.
25. Christmas Tree – Lady Gaga
24. Blue Christmas – Porky Pig (aka Mark McCollum)
23. 8 Days of Christmas – Destiny’s Child