Are you from Tennessee?

Not a sex symbol.

Singles Awareness Day (S.A.D.) is almost here.  (It’s the Anti-Valentines Day for single people)  You might be surprised to find out that I’m not what you’d call a smooth operator, or a ladies man. (I know, looks are totally deceiving right?) Great lines like “You're hotter than donut grease”, “This isn't a beer belly, It' a fuel tank for a love machine”, or “You look so fine I could drink your bath water” don’t roll of my tongue like most hip & happening dudes. 

So, as a little side project I went out to survey the effectiveness of surefire pick-up lines on the ladies.  I asked 100 women 100 different pick up lines.  My goal was for 60% of the time...they’d work every time, but that wasn’t the case.  So, here are the 14 pick-up lines that didn’t receive a crazy negative reaction.

Excuse me.....Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).

Honorable Mention

I’ve seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

For giggles, send this to the one you love...

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LOL :)

Oh Moose!! Those were too funny!! The only ones I thought were goofy were the "sparkle in your eye" & "directions to your heart" - too cheesey. :) You are too sweet and charming to not have a girl! I'll be your Valentine ;) Hope you're well!!!

~ Melissa

How much does a Polar Bear

How much does a Polar Bear Weigh?  That's the one that'll work all the time, 60% of the time.  Good to hear from ya Melissa.