(Warning: the following is considered R-Rated by my boss.)

Ok, this could get a little interesting.  This morning my goal was to find the “sexiest songs” for Valentine’s Day.  After compiling a list of all the sexy songs I could think of, I stepped back & took a look at the list…and to my surprise they’re all about sex.  Yes, the very same thing we might call mattress dancing, Shaggin’, bumpin’ uglies. “Wrestling” and so on...  If you played these songs on your Hi-Fi Stereo system and light a couple candles, I betcha Valentine’s Day will turn into Humptoberfest! 


Freak Me – Silk

Rub You the Right Way – Johnny Gill

I Want Your Sex – George Michael

Bump & Grind – R. Kelly

Do Me – Bell Biv Devoe

Slow Hand – Pointer Sisters

I Want to Sex You Up – Color Me Badd

Let’s Get it On – Marvin Gaye

Turn off the lights – Teddy PenderGrass

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