A guess at the DWTS line up
OK, tonight they are announcing the line-up of Dancing with the Stars. (Apparently a lot of people watch this show) So, I worked up a list of celebs that I’m guessing that might be on the show. (Crossing Fingers)
Carrot Top – Last year’s comedian was Jeffery Ross (I think), he once confused Carrot Top with Kathy Griffin. I guess that’s a good enough reason.
Betty White – because she rules that’s why.
Terrell Owens – It was either him or Joe Namath? Still unsure on this pick.
Danica Patrick – Think she’ll wear a GoDaddy.com evening gown?
Steve Perry – He’s my “what ever happened to” pick. Isn’t Journey on their 3rd replacement singer for him?
Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage – Snap into it. Ohhhhh Yeaaahhh
Jeff ‘Chunk” Cohen – You know, Chunk. From the Goonies? You remember, he gave Sloth a candy bar...I think it was a Snickers. I could be wrong.
Lindsey Vonn – If there were to pick a Winter Olympian, that’s the one I’d like to see.
Cortney Love – only because Kurt Cobain isn’t available.
Abe Vigoda – Does anyone remember the TV show Barney Miller? Fish Rules!
The Pope – My boss wanted to pick one. This was his pick.
Ozzy Osbourne – I heard his daughter did well. He’d probably be able to stumble around for a couple weeks.
The Chocolate Rain Guy - I heard he ‘s got skillz.
Pam Anderson – I heard she was actually doing the show, so I thought I’d be right about one person.
That's all I could think of, off the top of my head. Who do you think (or want) to be on the show?
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My two cents
Not that I watch this masterpiece of television media, but I also heard that Pam Anderson and Kate Gosselin were to be featured on the show.... only way you could get me to watch it is if they were paired together.
Although Ozzy Osbourne and the Pope would be intersting.
DWTS new line up...
I can't top that list...so I'm leavin' it alone Moose!!!
Excellent mind!
~Princess F