There’s no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Since losing to Bruce Lee in The Way of the Dragon, Chuck Norris has done pretty well for himself. He's been in many righteous movies like Missing in Action and Delta Force. Not to mention his series Walker Texas Ranger that directly inspired these two hooligans. Then not to long ago, the truth about Chuck started to surface. For instance did you know Chuck Norris counted to infinity....TWICE, and Chuck Norris does not sleep. HE WAITS!. Now you see him hocking Total Gym’s with Christy Brinkley. Not bad for a 70 year old badass!

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

OK, I have to go in the studio to talk about some more JACKtivities.