Happy Birthday Madonna
The Original Material Girl turns 52 today. Yep, she’s 52. So, what do you get a buffed out cougar that has simply done everything? (And possibly everyone???)
Well, I guess you can always go with the long bra which is always fun for a laugh, but I'm sure she has one already. So, here are some things that Madonna would "touch for the very first time" if she got'em for birthday presents…
3 Stooges Stand-Up Thoughtful, yet with a touch of class to it.
Punching Game T-Shirt Who in the world wouldn't want one of those.
1990 Dodge Omni Expo I guarantee she's never sat in this sweet ride..
Butt-Face Towel She's getting older, this could really come in handy.
Record Bowls These are sweet, and you can never have too many bowls.
Klingon Corkscrew Heard she was a total Trekkie!
RetroVision Glasses How many times have you wished you could see behind you?
The Bathroom Fishing Game My Boss suggested this. He's a genius.
Bacon Lunch Box Because you can never go wrong with bacon.
Anyway, those are just a few suggestions. Feel free to use these birthday gift ideas, whether you're getting Madonna a present or for that special someone.
Enjoy! Now I must go dance. Don't ask.
Here's Madonna with David Letterman in 1994. Such Controversy!