The Original Material Girl turns 52 today.  Yep, she’s 52.  So, what do you get a buffed out cougar that has simply done everything?  (And possibly everyone???)

Well, I guess you can always go with the long bra which is always fun for a laugh, but I'm sure she has one already.  So, here are some things that Madonna would "touch for the very first time" if she got'em for birthday presents…

3 Stooges Stand-Up Thoughtful, yet with a touch of class to it.

Punching Game T-Shirt Who in the world wouldn't want one of those.

1990 Dodge Omni Expo I guarantee she's never sat in this sweet ride..

Butt-Face Towel She's getting older, this could really come in handy.

Record Bowls These are sweet, and you can never have too many bowls.

Klingon Corkscrew Heard she was a total Trekkie! 

RetroVision Glasses How many times have you wished you could see behind you?

The Bathroom Fishing Game My Boss suggested this.  He's a genius.

Bacon Lunch Box Because you can never go wrong with bacon.

Anyway, those are just a few suggestions.  Feel free to use these birthday gift ideas,  whether you're getting Madonna a present or for that special someone.

Enjoy!  Now I must go dance.  Don't ask.

Here's Madonna with David Letterman in 1994.  Such Controversy!