I want a Roller Girl girlfriend
Yep, I don’t care which one? They’re all sooo bad ass. Think about it, the next time you’re out enjoying a tasty meal somewhere (Let’s say a tangy BBQ), and some dude starts messing with you and your Roller Girl date. She could totally kick their butt! Anytime she wanted to? Well, call me crazy but that’s awesome.
OK, hold the phone, wait just a second. Before I go any further, don’t think for a second that I’m some kinda silly crazed stalker of the Nashville Roller Girls. I AM NO STALKER. I don’t even know how to stalk. After meeting some of the girls while shooting this how-to video and watching their bout last month, I was hooked. I’m just a fan. To put it in perspective for you, I have been a Detroit Lions fan since I was a kid, I need a good team too cheer for.
Anyway, if you haven’t tried watching the Nashville Roller Girls yet, check it out tonight at Municipal Auditorium. You’ll become a Roller Girl fan too, and with names like Maulin Monroe, New Jersey Jackhammer, Whip Lashes, Rambo Sambo, and Jennifer Smith…who wouldn’t.
Oops, gotta go get ready for JACK-fm’s poker tournament. Watch for pictures on the website soon.
A couple of Nashville Roller Girls taught me how to skate before their last bout.