Moose's Mixtape - Worst Valentine's Day Songs...Ever

It’s Valentine’s Day.  You know that day set aside to show ya boo some Love.  So, if you were to make a V-Day Mixtape for your Valentine, these will guarantee that you’ll be first in line at the Heart-Breakers Ball next year.  Unless, that what you’re looking for?

Hey Joe – Jimi Hendrix

"Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand, oh
I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady
You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
"

Everything About You - Ugly Kid Joe

"and I, get sick when I'm around, I, can't stand to be around,
I, hate everything about you!
everything about you, everything about you, everything about you
!"

What the Hell? – Avril Lavigne

"So what if I go out on a million dates
You never call or listen to me anyway
I'd rather rage than sit around and wait all day
"

The Thunder Rolls – Garth Brooks

"She rushes out to hold him
Thankful he's alive
But on the wind and rain
A strange new perfume blows
And the lightning flashes in her eyes
And he knows that she knows
"


(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction – Rolling Stones

"When I'm ridin' round the world
and I'm doin' this and I'm signing that
and I'm tryin' to make some girl
who tells me baby better come back later next week
'cause you see I'm on losing streak.
I can't get no, oh no no no
."


Every Breath You Take – Police

"Oh, can't you see you belong to me.
How my poor heart aches with every step you take.
Every move you make every vow you break,
Every smile you fake every claim you stake,
I'll be watching you.
"

F*** You - Cee Lo Green

"If I was richer, I'd still be with ya"
Ha, now ain't that some sh*t?
(Ain't that some shi*?)
"

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover – Paul Simon

"she said it's really not my habit to intrude
for the more i hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
so i repeat my self,at the risk of being cruel
there must be 50 ways to leave your lover
"

You Ought to Know – Alanis Morissette

"Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you
To be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You'd hold me until you died
'Til you died, but you're still alive
"


Total Eclipse of the Heart – Bonnie Tyler

"Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
"