Star Trek-Into Darkness in the Trailer Park

OK Sci-Fi nuts, here’s another movie I have no earthly idea anything about it.  Get it, earthly?  Anyway, Star Wars is more my thing, but I’m not hating on the Star Trek franchise…I’m guessing some day I’ll actually watch the 1st Star Trek movie. 

Holy Leonard Simon Nimoy, the trailer is pretty sweet.  Star Trek – Into Darkness looks pretty intense.  The USS Enterprise (Does the SS mean Super Sport?) falls from the sky.  They jump off a cliff and there are a bunch of explosions.  (Would someone tell me why the bad guy in this movie, speaks slowly like the bad guy in Iron Man 3?) Plus it gets bonus points for cussing in the trailer.  

Anyway, I give it 3 Pink Flamingos out of 5. 

  

5 Pink Flamingos – AWESOME!  Must see in theaters

4 Pink Flamingos – Pretty Sweet, but it’s your dime

3 Pink Flamingos – Good, but I’d wait for the DVD

2 Pink Flamingos – Meh, let someone rent the DVD for you

1 Pink Flamingo – Go outside and rethink your movie choices