What phone calls go on-air?

How will your phone message qualify to get on the air? Well, I was told there is a strict policy on how to pick the "Air-able" messages. Here are the rules (all the way from the head office). They have to fit one of the following 3 rules. 1. If they make us giggle. 2. If it makes us say things like "What the!.". And #3. If they say "JACK you suck!" somewhere in it. (Weird, I know)

If your message passes the test, I can then send it to the fancy computer system that puts the phone calls on the airwaves. Pretty simple huh? Ok, now call (615) 737-9696 and get your call on the air.